I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
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