You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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