Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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