found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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