So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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