He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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