he puts the penis in happiness.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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