no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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