playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
Randomize
