She said her name was "party"
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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