Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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