That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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