Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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