Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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