I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
so let's talk penis.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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