She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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