Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
its not stalking. its research.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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