He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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