Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I think i got beer on your cat.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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