we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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