in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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