So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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