so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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