so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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