so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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