you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
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