everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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