do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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