the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
