The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Who died my cat blue again?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
Randomize
