I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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