Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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