You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
