Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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