have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
the raccoons are back...
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