Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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