new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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