There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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