Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
smell my finger.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
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