What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
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