How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
