I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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