No awkward lesbian experiences without me
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Randomize
