D3 body, D1 cock
Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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