so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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