butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
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