I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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