So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
