I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
