I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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